Dear MTN,
I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool
everyone if you like, you might have fooled me
before, but you would
never fool me again. The only reason while you
continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is
because the consumer
rights’ protection agencies are either in the
vegetative state, or completely dead.
How can you explain a situation where you would
tell your millions of teeming subscribers to
register their SIM cards and provide the
necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one
morning to tell us to go and register our lines
again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It
beats my imagination and it defies not just logic,
but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you
were registering our numbers? Did a malicious
virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m
giving you too much credit sef. You probably
wrote the records in books like an ancient
bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all.
Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may
be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because
apart from being my very first line, most of my
close associates also use
MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also
extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive
came from NCC to register
our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line
and collected my security number. Didn’t I try
enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my
attachment to MTN was more sentimental than
practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls
and for browsing. You send an average of 100
spam texts per day, enough to run down a
Blackberry
battery and more than enough to give any Osun
State government worker waiting for
Aregbesola’s alert acute
hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no
bounds.
Even Airtel that has been passed round different
investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has
not come up with
this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck
is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean
anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that
Nigerians who wasted their time to register their
SIM cards have to do the same thing again?
You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the
process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad
experiences like these, in very much the same
way that one relic of history is preserving mud
huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration
form.
My records are not on your database, but you
remember my number when you want to tell me
to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a
missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May
heavy- duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t
blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious,
xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic,
fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t
be here making them queue desperately like
migrants.
What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another
shame registration in the next couple of months
since you guys
obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you
block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your
ridiculous directive, I had already banished your
yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I
have even borrowed the maximum permissible
amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure
feels great knowing that when I eventually toss
the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to
take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent
penny you've ever made on our shores. Thanks
to other service providers for making sure that
your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will
forever remain a demented hallucination.
There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not
tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at
last.
I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool
everyone if you like, you might have fooled me
before, but you would
never fool me again. The only reason while you
continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is
because the consumer
rights’ protection agencies are either in the
vegetative state, or completely dead.
How can you explain a situation where you would
tell your millions of teeming subscribers to
register their SIM cards and provide the
necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one
morning to tell us to go and register our lines
again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It
beats my imagination and it defies not just logic,
but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you
were registering our numbers? Did a malicious
virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m
giving you too much credit sef. You probably
wrote the records in books like an ancient
bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all.
Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may
be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because
apart from being my very first line, most of my
close associates also use
MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also
extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive
came from NCC to register
our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line
and collected my security number. Didn’t I try
enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my
attachment to MTN was more sentimental than
practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls
and for browsing. You send an average of 100
spam texts per day, enough to run down a
Blackberry
battery and more than enough to give any Osun
State government worker waiting for
Aregbesola’s alert acute
hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no
bounds.
Even Airtel that has been passed round different
investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has
not come up with
this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck
is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean
anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that
Nigerians who wasted their time to register their
SIM cards have to do the same thing again?
You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the
process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad
experiences like these, in very much the same
way that one relic of history is preserving mud
huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration
form.
My records are not on your database, but you
remember my number when you want to tell me
to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a
missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May
heavy- duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t
blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious,
xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic,
fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t
be here making them queue desperately like
migrants.
What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another
shame registration in the next couple of months
since you guys
obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you
block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your
ridiculous directive, I had already banished your
yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I
have even borrowed the maximum permissible
amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure
feels great knowing that when I eventually toss
the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to
take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent
penny you've ever made on our shores. Thanks
to other service providers for making sure that
your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will
forever remain a demented hallucination.
There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not
tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at
last.
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